December 2011
2011
I had two major goals for 2011. Bike more and record every sexual encounter I have.
Both were difficult goals. But I accomplished both.
I biked around 800 miles commuting this year which was awesome.
And I am currently staring at a graph I made in excel of my sex life using the data I collected all year. It is one of the greatest/worst things I have ever created.
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Wait
This is probably the last time I sleep in Baltimore until June
wahhhh
In the past two days three of my friends have...
That is cool but also weird.
prozac34:
ericwhoreman:
basedgodzilla:
smells-like-girl:
if you’re going to pose with an instrument in a photo at least hold it correctly
my guitar needs a new mouthpiece
my violin is out of tune!!!!!!
Hope there’s room for an accordion.
Are vuvuzelas instruments???
newhatshelby replied to your photo: I am eating a burrito
is this by chance the qdoba in towson?
Hahah, yes it was
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Pizza
So, I think when it comes to pizza I’ve learned what I like
Cheap
Big
No toppings (so that I can cover it with Old Bay and Crystal hot sauce)
Thin
Bready Crust
Is this an analogy for the type of people/friend/lovers that I like???
a year of ~feelings~
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Started playing Skyrim
hipstrnothippie:
Dark elf named Ke$ha
Bald Human with a beard named Ken
paranoidtimes asked: I've been watching Party Down all day!
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That awkward moment when you are drunkenly telling...
<3 u rainbowdash
one-small-instrument asked: i want to become better friends i want you to have my phone number i hope to see you soon maybe this thursday right
ruthed asked: if i could grow a beard like you...i would!
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you’ve... →
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ruthed asked: no i have not seen it but next time I'm in towson i will try to remember to stop by and check it out!
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Watching A Christmas Story for the 4th time today
Hats
Someone from SMUT just messaged me asking if he could buy my SMUT hat. People are weird.
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“What are angel headed hipsters?”
– I’m watching Howl. My friend was really obsessed with Ginsberg in like 11th grade, so as a result I started reading him. The movie is really solid so far.
Watchhickoryrooted:
joy to the world!
Oh my god this is the best
Brought so much joy to my heart
There was a yankee candle on my desk when I came...
It reminded me of the time we were told how you are supposed to smell these candles. Smelling the top of the jar.
REPORT
So, set up the Lego winter village (2/3 way complete) with mom while watching Mad Men with wine.
Then bar with dad. Ran there, which took a literal minute, via I didn’t feel like waiting. It was fun. My Dad goes every thursday to talk with old guys. They are sweet and adorable but also pretty racist (much like my whole neighborhood) so idk. It is interesting to have the perspective of...
SOLUTION
Playing with Lego til 9:30 and making the winter christmas village, then going to meet him (via walking for two minutes)
How does our suburb have a bar?
Thanks for the responses and advice yall
Tumblr Decides:
Should I go to the bar with Dad or play with Lego or some sort of COMBO???
Bar Pros:
Men (named Dad) buy me drinks
Beer
Lego Pros:
Lego
kateinrapture:
benkenjes replied to your post: that awkward moment where people are complaining…
D’s get degrees
another instance and example of the infallible wisdom of ken benjes
But the nice thing about being back home
Is pulling in hung over at 9AM and dad is cooking eggs
Meghan help me get dressed