December 2010
I came into this year sober, I'll leave drunk
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Lyrics to 'Sandstorm' by Darude →
Everyone knows this song, but did you know it has lyrics
FUCK YOU, 2010 →
Seriously, fuck Don Draper crying and the banning of 4loko
I tried to watch that Joaquin Phoenix movie
and gave up
2010 Cool Stuff
1. Biddies
2. Friends
3. Made money from blogging
4. Elected SGA VP
5. Went on a generic collegiate spring break trip, which was just as fun as the media portrayed it to be
6. Went to some great shows and saw The Aquabats and sleigh bells and beach house and neon indian
7. Hosted legitimate collegiate parties at my house on campus, the kind where freshmen come and you don’t know...
NYE
Options
A. Bar hopping in Fells Point. Would see random people I know, and Marlena is going and she is great, and it is nice down there
B. Some kid from HS is having friends over, that would be odd but probably interesting, would need to be drunk before I arrived though I feel
C. Ben’s apartment, which is most likely where I will end up. Will be nice to see SMCM friends and...
Floor!
I organized a bunch of Lego and now my floor is clean again. Sigh…clean floors make walking around and other activities so easy.
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Mecca
We played catchphrase on Christmas and my cousin (sophomore college) didn’t know what Mecca was and I was upset over this. Probably too upset because I had been drinking and was dumbfounded as to how she didn’t know what Mecca was.
I feel like I bloggered about this already…I hope not…I do that too much
Star Wars Bed Sheets
I was with my Dad in the mall last week and there were Star Wars bed sheets. They were of a nice quality and like 50$ (wat) and he questioned my ability to lure in ladies with them, but I explained that I have had X-Men bed sheets before and it did not hamper my luring ability.
Anyway I think I will just stick with solid color sheets, they look nicer.
RE: Sandwich
allicheeseburger replied to your photo: Look at this sandwich I made during brunch a few… i didn’t think great hall sammichs could look that good.
Hellz yeah I am a pro. Toasted that bread and then went to the sandwich counter and made it myself. Just wish they had toothpicks.
meetmeincognito replied to your photo: Look at this sandwich I made during brunch a few… Wait, is that...
Senior Photos
We got an email about senior photos. Feel like I should probably debeard before senior photos…kinda like this mustache a lot though. Maybe will trim it or get wax.
Oh my god I need wax and a comb. I don’t know what to get though.
This reminds me of something I was thinking earlier. Some things, like Lego or books I have a really good understanding of where to buy, like in terms...
yellowdecorations:
meetmeincognito replied to your video: i can’t help but be happy when this song plays….
Absolute best song to sing in a drunk group.
or replace the words to:
oh diner youuuu, you got what i neeeeed but you say you’re just tastee, you say you’re just tastee
That’s my silver spring version.
Also, Wagon Wheel, Don’t Stop Believing, Bohemian Rhapsody, and drinking...
“I believe when you have a problem you talk it over with your priest, your tailor...”
– Jack Donaghy, WIN (via sweetisthesound)
prozac34:
bobhadbitchtits-:
...
yo i gots me one of them eagle scouts fer a...
alittleking:
but on the reals, guys, i do.
I’m an eagle scout, by my logic it must be me
fuckyeahcunnilingus:
Excerpted from Violet Blue’s write-up on the 4chan sexual survey:
* Top fetishes are anal at 43%, fellatio at 42% (damn!), panties at 34% and then cunnilingus at 33%.
Interesting! What do you think of those numbers?
What how are fellatio and cunnilingus fetishes, are handjobs also a fetish. But maybe I should just broaden my scope of what fetish is. DSMIV I think...
meghan and sam are reunited!!
highriseeyes:
yes. right now.
DEAR KEN, STOP WRITING LIKE THIS. IT WASN’T EVEN COOL THE FIRST TIME. (LOVE YOU 4EVR)
YEAH IT IS
Puzzle
Dad got a 1000piece puzzle of Abbey road for christmas, we started working on it last night while watching the Doctor Who christmas special. It is a difficult puzzle! We have all the end pieces (except one which we still have not found…) and I finished all the sky. We are working on the road and the Beatles themselves now.
Puzzles take so long…
I am in capable
of sleeping in past 9AM. Every goddam day, I wake up, look at my phone and it says 9AM. WHYYYYY
It's weird to think about weird fetishes
But even weirder to think about the possibility of your parents being into them
YOU ARE NOW IMAGINING THIS
Lego Spaceship
No seriously you guys don’t understand how fucking BOSS this thing is. It has four prison cells for aliens and it can split up into like 4 different space ships and it so SO SWOOSHABLE and I am literally 10 years old
Christmas
This was a solid christmas, I got some nice gifts and I really enjoyed seeing my relatives and my family played a boardgame the night before together.
But also I got a FUCKING SWEET LEGO SPACE SHIP OH MY GOD THIS THING IS GREAT
Also I made my parents a Tardis out of Lego (pictures later probably) and they really liked it and were really impressed and it was a really great moment
Zach Hock
Zach
Remember Gym 9th grade
I forced you to be my friend after stalking you
:3
The most female orgasms per hour on record is a...
hipstrnothippie:
Merry Christmas y’all!
okay so, 16 per hour is like 4 every 15 minutes…
WHAT THE FUCK
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Drunk History: Christmas
Okay, everyone knows about that Christmas Truce. How Cute!!! Kinda interesting that it only happened during the first year of WWI, but it makes sense. The war began that summer (of 1914) and people did not expect it to last that long.
So I think maybe it’s important to recognize that we have people 5-6 months after the beginning of a war which isn’t expected to last that long,...
I love my name
“In this blessed season, let not blind passion darken our counsels. We shall not...”
– Truman, 1949
Awake
WHY IS NO ONE ELSE AWAKE
THIS HAPPENS EVERY YEAR
BUT IT IS NO LONGER ACCEPTABLE TO WAKE EVERYONE ELSE UP
UGHHHH
