January 2010
the most attractive thing about me
yellowdecorations:
is how i lie in my bed with my feet dancing around my head while listening to wilco
is how i always have at least one hand down my pants
wayfaringstrangers:
So the guy I called “Mer-man” yesterday, actually took it very well. He said, “Mer-man, that’s a new one. People usually call me Merwinkle.” Damn, my skills at annoying people must have dulled in the new year… This is not okay. I’m not going to allow it.
When I went to college I made a blog about my college
www.smcmlol.blogspot.com
It has a sizable following and is a lot...
The Stranger
“I’m not one who looks for trouble,” he explained, “only I’m a bit short-tempered. That fellow said to me, challenging-like, ‘Come down off that streetcar, if you’re a man.’ I says, ‘You keep quiet, I ain’t done nothing to you.’ Then he said I hadn’t any guts. Well, that settled it. I got down off the streetcar and I said to him, ‘You better keep your mouth shut, or I’ll shut it for you.’ ‘I’d...
iwontstoptalking:
things i loathe:
people who go to the green door. (unless its after a good c-house)
a full week of class
twenty people next door being loud and i hate them
tired eyes.
I went to the Door tonight, it was pretty fun, please don’t loathe me, also sit nearer to me so that I can sit nearer to people that I know in class
what the fuck massachusetts
highriseeyes:
ready for teddy. and 1976.
She literally didn’t even attempt a campaign, I don’t blame them, even though it sucks
iwontstoptalking:
the stranger
lolita
handmaid’s tale
bluest eye
fire next time
prisions we choose to live inside
the price.
lots of reading, but im ready.
…um I’m pretty sure we have class together. I already havd+read Lolita, but the booklist shows annotated edition, do you think it will matter?
Shakespearian Lebowski →
This is literally the entirety of The Big Lebowski written as if Shakespeare wrote it.
This is literally the most beautiful thing I have seen all day.
This is pure gold
The Food Gods Have Heard Me!
whatjusthappened:
Mom is bringing home pizza and a Diet Coke.
I like pineapple pizza, what is your preferred topping
wayfaringstrangers:
The thing I’m looking forward to the most about college: I can eat whatever I want. Hey, if I want a salad for dinner, I can go and get one. Right now I have to eat what my parents cook. Which is fine and all, but I enjoy choices.
I only enjoyed the choices for a semester or two. After awhile it all seemed to blend together into the same thing over and over again.
wayfaringstrangers:
We had steak tonight for dinner and I was wearing my flannel shirt. It was a total lumberjack moment.
This happened to me as well